Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 23, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Salt Lake City, Utah, where bozo Bryan Ezell went to the local bank and filled out a loan application. When he returned the next day and found his loan had been denied, he pulled a shotgun and robbed the clerk. The cops had a good idea who he was, since he had filled out the loan application with all his personal information. But he made it even easier when he returned to the bank a third time and asked for the same teller he had robbed the day before. This time employees recognized him and called the cops before he had time to ask for another loan.

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