Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 22, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File high above Brisbane, Australia. Bozo Helene Sanger was struggling to quit smoking and, since she also had a fear of flying, she probably picked a bad time to go on a plane trip. After trying to calm her nerves with several drinks, our bozo just couldn’t take it any longer. She just had to have a smoke. So, she walked to one of the rear doors of the plane where she tried to crack it open just a little bit so she could light up. Fortunately, flight attendants were able to stop her before she got it open. Police were waiting for her when the plane landed. And, as for our bozo, she doesn’t remember a thing, and claims she must have been sleepwalking.

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