Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 21, 2005

All of here at the Bozo Criminal Report are glad to see that things are getting back to normal in Louisiana. Bozo Criminal for today comes from Thibodaux, Louisiana, where bozo Sharita Wilkins ordered a meal at the local Malt-n-Burger. When her food arrived, our bozo was dismayed to discover that her onion rings were cold. And when the attendant refused to replace the rings, she did what any bozo would do in such a situation. She called 911 to report the problem. Bad idea. She was arrested and charged with misuse of the 911 system.

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