Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 18, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Salt Lake City, Utah, where bozo Bryan Ellis took a car from a dealership for a test drive. Literally took it, as in he didn’t return. Problem number one: He left his driver’s license at the dealership. Problem number two: He headed straight over to a check cashing business, which he robbed. The same check cashing business where he had taken out a loan the day before. The employee recognized him and called the cops. He’s under arrest for both robbery and auto theft.

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