Bozo criminal for today comes from Dallas, Texas, where the sheriff’s department had an opening in the Courtesy Patrol division. For some reason, this sounded like a good job to bozo Ernestina Gonzales who applied for the position. Guess she never thought the sheriff’s department would do a background check. Wrong. Not only did they discover she was wanted on a felony arson charge, but they also found she had $1700 worth of unpaid traffic tickets. She didn’t get a job with the department, but she’s seeing how it operates from the inside.