Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 15, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Dallas, Texas, where the sheriff’s department had an opening in the Courtesy Patrol division. For some reason, this sounded like a good job to bozo Ernestina Gonzales who applied for the position. Guess she never thought the sheriff’s department would do a background check. Wrong. Not only did they discover she was wanted on a felony arson charge, but they also found she had $1700 worth of unpaid traffic tickets. She didn’t get a job with the department, but she’s seeing how it operates from the inside.

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