Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 14, 2005

Bozo criminals for today come from Washington, DC where two unidentified bozos broke into a Foot Locker store. An alarm was tripped and the police arrived, only to find no one inside. Thinking the crooks might have been frightened away, the cops might have left if not for one thing. One of our bozos had forgotten to turn off his cell phone and it went off at the most inopportune moment, revealing their hiding place in the building’s attic. They’re under arrest.

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