Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 11, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Fruitport Township, Michigan. Bozo Louis Jones and his girlfriend were taking part in a scavenger hunt and one of the items they needed was a picture of a cop eating a donut. So, our bozo and his friend headed down to the police station and asked if any of the officers would be willing to have their picture taken. A couple of them agreed and, since there were no donuts in the station house, someone was sent out to pick up some. While they were waiting one of the officers thought our bozo looked mighty familiar. Yep, he was on a wanted poster…two felony warrants for failing to pay child support. He never did get the picture he was looking for, but he posed for one of his own when they booked him.

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