Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 9, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Aspen, Colorado, where bozo Martha Brown was pulled over by the cops for driving erratically. She jumped out and fled, eventually running up to a house, where she knocked on a glass sliding door, before letting herself in. Not the best idea in any case but a really bad idea when the house you walk into belongs to the chief of police. To add to her problems, officers found her in possession of 4.5 grams of cocaine, a crack pipe and other drug paraphernalia. She’s under arrest.

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