Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 8, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Russia, where two Chinese bozos were trying to sneak across the Chinese-Russian border. They aroused suspicion when they arrived at the border on a riding lawnmower. (Hank Hill would be proud). The border guard didn’t buy their excuse that they had simply gotten lost while mowing the grass. Guess the prison grounds will be looking nice…they’re under arrest.

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