Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 7, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Detroit, Michigan where bozo James Glass stole several DVDs from a video store. He took off on a bicycle but ditched it when police officers came after him. Our bozo tried to escape down an alley but became a fashion victim when his baggy pants fell to his ankles, tripping him up. He tried to kick off his pants and shoes but by this time it was too late. Officers put his pants back on and arrested him.

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