Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 4, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Durban, South Africa where an unidentified 21 year old bozo tried to kidnap herself. First, she sent a text message to her father from her own cell phone saying she had been kidnapped and that her abductors were demanding $20,000 ransom. Then, a day later, her parents received a call from her, again on her own cell phone, telling them where to drop off the ransom. Police staked out the location and were surprised when the woman arrived to pick up the money herself. She’s been charged with fraud. It’s going to be an awkward family Christmas this year.

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