Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Hart for sending in today’s report. From Belleville, Illinois comes the story of bozo Anthony Moore, who called the cops to report that someone had stolen his marijuana. That in itself is stupid, but it’s what happened afterward that secured Anthony’s place in the Bozo Hall of Fame. When investigating officers showed up at our bozo’s house, he took them into the room that the plants had been stolen from. Much to his, and the officer’s, surprise the plants were still there. Our bozo then said that whoever stole them must have decided to return them. He’s under arrest.