Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 31, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Corry, Pennsylvania where the owner of a local tavern knew someone was stealing beer from his bar and, since he had a pretty good idea who it was, he set a trap to catch a bozo. He wrote "busted" on the bottom of each of the cans in a couple of six packs and then left them on the top of the stacks of beer, a tempting target. When the six packs were gone the next day, he had the cops pay a visit to a former employee who had never turned in his key when he quit. Checking our bozo’s trash, the cops found the cans with "busted" written on them and followed their instructions, busting our bozo.

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