Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 27, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Camden, New Jersey. Two unidentified bozos were in the market for some drugs and contacted their local dealer. It was what they tried to use to pay for the drugs that got them into trouble. In exchange our bozos offered up…a hand grenade. Apparently this isn’t legal tender, even in the drug trade. The dealers called the cops to report the incident. Both of our bozos, along with the dealer, were arrested and a bomb disposal crew took care of the grenade.

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