Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 26, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Germany where our bozo security guard stole 7.2 million euros that he was supposed to deliver to a bank. He took the cash and fled to Croatia where he was living the good life on the beach. Police had no idea where he was until he got lonesome and decided to make a phone call to his mother. Police were able to trace the call and mama’s boy was arrested.

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