Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 25, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Largo, Florida, where bozo Daniel Rucker was wanted by the cops on a probation violation…and was just a little paranoid. He was walking down the street late last Wednesday evening when he heard a police helicopter overhead. Of course, he immediately assumed they were looking for him and he jumped into a storm drain to hide. After a few minutes of crawling through the dark maze of sewers, he was hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, he couldn’t jimmy the grate to get out. So he was stuck…until daylight when he spotted someone walking by and shouted for help. 911 was called and our bozo was rescued, and arrested on the outstanding warrants.

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