Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 24, 2005

Bozo criminals for today come from Memphis, Tennessee where a gang of bozos was doing a great business selling crack in a poor neighborhood. They were doing so well, in fact, that they moved their base of operations from the street corner to a nearby house. And when they were open for business, they’d simply put up a sign that said, "Crack House." That way their customers would know how to find them. Guess they never thought it would help the cops find them, too. Busted!

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