Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 21, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Darlington, South Carolina where police responded to an alarm at a business. As they were checking the place out, our bozo came crashing through the ceiling, where he had apparently tried to hide. And did we mention that he was totally naked at the time? It was after the cops cuffed him that he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the officers that someone had thrown his keys up on the roof and he was looking for them. He had a little more trouble explaining the naked part.

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