September 29, 2005

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Stockholm, Sweden comes the story of an unidentified bozo who robbed a bank, making away with a small amount of cash. After driving a short distance, he ditched his car and took off on foot, hoping to slip away unnoticed. That would have been a good plan except for one small detail. He abandoned his car across the street from the police K-9 compound with about 70 trained dogs in residence. After officers found the vehicle, they released a canine unit that quickly tracked down our bozo.