Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 26, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Escanaba, Michigan where bozo Paul Harris called the cops to report that his safe had been stolen. He told them that it was a very valuable one, too, weighing about 200 pounds and containing a rifle, a muzzleloader, two knives, a rangefinder and a collection of silver dollars. After receiving a tip, the police were able to recover the safe, which was still locked. They asked our bozo to come down to the station house with the combination and open it up, which he did. One small problem, he forgot to tell the cops about the pound of marijuana which was also inside. Oops…he’s under arrest.

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