Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 21, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from New York City where bozo Daniel Carnes filed a police brutality charge against the New York cops, claiming they roughed him up and smashed his head against a wall. His case made it all the way to trial before the police played their ace card. Everything in the station house is videotaped, including this alleged assault. The tape showed him banging his own head against the wall, even while officers tried to stop him. And the tape also caught him saying, "I want to knock myself out and blame it on you guys!" Case closed.

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