Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 19, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Christchurch, New Zealand, where an unidentified bozo signed up as a new recruit at the Royal Police Academy, hoping for a career in law enforcement. Unfortunately for him, a standard fingerprinting exercise is part of the training procedure. And, when our bozo’s fingerprints were run, what should show up but…the fact that he was wanted on an outstanding assault warrant. He won’t get to finish his training as he’s now in lock-up.

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