Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 16, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen snow for sending in today’s report from the International File in Pieterburen, The Netherlands. A man returned from work to find a strange car, with two children inside, parked outside his house. When the man asked the kids where their father was, one of them replied, "He’s robbing the house." The man rushed inside to find Dad and a woman rummaging through his things. They quickly ran out and drove off with the kids. Police have a good description and the license plate number and expect to make an arrest shortly.

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