Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 14, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Devon, England where bozo Jethro Smalley broke into a farmhouse and gathered up several items. It was his choice of getaway vehicle that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He loaded his booty into a wheelbarrow and, in a driving rainstorm, began pushing it down the road. The farmer, returning home, saw him and, after seeing his home had been broken into, turned around to go talk to him. But before he could even confront him, our bozo asked him for a ride to the nearest town. Having seen and heard enough, the farmer called the cops, who told him they were busy with another case and would get to him when they had time. It took them two hours to arrive, during which time our bozo had managed to push the wheelbarrow five miles, with the farmer slowly following behind in his car. He and his wheelbarrow have been taken into custody.

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