Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 13, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Geneva, Switzerland, where an unidentified bozo broke into a shopping center after hours and grabbed several bags full of DVDs, watches and food. He then tried to make his getaway by forcing his way through the center’s automatic sliding doors. Didn’t work. He got his head and one foot through before the doors slammed shut, leaving him hopelessly trapped. Passers by heard his calls and saw a bozo with his head and one foot sticking out of a sliding door and quickly figured out what was going on. They managed to pry the doors open just enough to force him back inside, where he had to wait until the police arrived.

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