Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 9, 2005

Once again we find that having a sense of humor is great, but it can be dangerous to your freedom if you’re a bozo. From Conway, New Hampshire, comes the story of bozo John Tucker who walked into the local Wal-Mart wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and handcuffs. He asked an employee in the hardware department where he could find a hacksaw. The frightened employee stalled him while another employee called the cops. Our bozo explained to the officer that he hadn’t escaped from anywhere and the whole thing was a prank. The officer failed to find the humor in the situation. Our bozo was charged with disorderly conduct.

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