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September 8, 2005

Bozo criminal for today gets our first annual Homer Simpson Award for Bozo Dad of the Year. From Savannah, Georgia comes the story of bozo Michael Lynch who was celebrating his daughter’s 13th birthday when he thought it would be really funny to write out a hold-up note and then have his daughter give it to a bank teller. For some reason the teller didn’t see the humor in the note. She set off an alarm and very quickly dad and the girls were surrounded by police and FBI. Dad’s been charged with attempted robbery.

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