Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Timoteo, Brazil where a gang of bozo prisoners pulled a stunt right out of a Three Stooges movie. Our bozos had a master plan for tunneling out of jail but must have forgotten to convert their measurements from the metric system to feet and inches. When they emerged from the tunnel, they found they were 11 inches short of the prison wall. Oops. They also found guards waiting to escort them back to their cells.