Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 6, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Alice Springs, Austria where police were summoned to the report of a break-in at a local furniture store. Investigating officers found the glass front door smashed but once inside couldn’t find anyone. They were getting ready to leave when an officer heard a sound…a sound of someone snoring coming from the carpet racks. And that’s where they found our bozo, obviously tired out from the hard work of breaking in. He’s sleeping it off in jail.

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