Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 5, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Gray, Maine, where bozo Michael Green returned home to find his house had been broken into. Thinking the burglar might still be inside, our bozo immediately called the cops. Investigating officers were unable to find the burglar, but they did find a large indoor marijuana growing operation, with about 125 high quality plants. He’s under arrest.

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