Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jane McCormick for sending in today’s report. Our bozos for today, from Pownal, Maine, prove once again the importance of a proper getaway vehicle. Police officers were called at 4 AM to a report of a burglary at a local grocery. When the officers arrived they noticed a slow moving vehicle in the distance. Upon further inspection, it was found to be a golf cart, loaded down with beer, cigarettes and two bozos. They’re under arrest.