Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 30, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Alameda, California where bozo Jason Caldwell was being chased by the cops after they spotted him driving erratically. Knowing that he needed to get rid of some evidence before the cops pulled him over, our bozo rolled down the window and tossed out a paper bag. When the police checked the bag, they discovered it contained only fast food trash. When one of the officers noticed a similar bag inside the vehicle, he checked it and found it contained three ounces of methamphetamine. Yep, he had thrown out the wrong bag. He’s under arrest.

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