Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 27, 2005

The ever climbing price of gasoline led to the downfall of today’s bozos from Nappanee, Indiana. Our bozos were running low on fuel and, not wanting to pay the high price, decided to siphon some out a construction company fuel storage tank. They got what they thought was gas and sped away. But they didn’t get very far before their car started sputtering and finally ground to a halt. They hadn’t noticed that was diesel in that tank, not regular gasoline. They’ve been charged with theft.

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