Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 26, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. Our bozo violated Bozo Rule Number 13,445: If you don’t have a getaway vehicle lined up for your heist, don’t call your mommy. From Villa Rica, Georgia comes the story of bozo Kevin Tull who broke into a residence and stole some credit cards, a checkbook and some jewelry. Then, when it came time to make his getaway, he used the victim’s phone to call his mother to come pick him up. The cops were able to use the redial button on the phone to track down mom and arrest our bozo.

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