Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 24, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Manchester, England where an unidentified bozo decided to hold up an electronics store. Perhaps he didn’t notice that this particular shop was a CCTV store. A closed circuit television store. A store that specializes in selling surveillance equipment to prevent theft. In this case, the equipment worked really well. There were dozens of cameras all over the place and the owner of the business was able to provide the cops with pictures of our bozo taken from every conceivable angle, including one of him with his hand on the door, giving them a nice set of prints. Police expect to make an arrest shortly.

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