Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 23, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Alford for sending in the story of a record breaking bozo…ten traffic tickets in five minutes. From Highlands, New York comes the story of bozo Joseph Simpson who was clocked by the police doing over 90 miles per hour. By the time they finally pulled him over, he was also charged with passing on the right, failure to stay in lane, drunk driving, reckless driving, failure to yield and possession of marijuana. Police said he might have been doing a little celebrating. His three year probation for grand larceny had just ended. Hope he enjoyed his joy ride…he’s headed to jail.

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