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August 19, 2005

We’ve been over this time and time again, but let us repeat it one more time: Don’t decorate your car with red and blue lights and pretend to be a police officer, it just never works out. From Tampa, Florida comes the story of bozo Marvin Wilson who thought it would be funny to put the flashing lights on his dashboard and pull over an unsuspecting motorist. The two undercover cops in the car he tried to pull over didn’t see the humor in it, either. And he didn’t help his cause one bit when the cops found seven grams of cocaine inside the car. He’s under arrest.

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