Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 18, 2005

Those cell phones with built-in cameras are fun, but in the hands of a bozo they can really get you into trouble. From Woodland, California comes the story of bozo Zachary Hines who lost his cell phone. Someone found it and turned it in to the cops. As the police were trying to determine the phone’s owner, they found some interesting pictures stored on it. Numerous digital snapshots of piles of pot and cash. When the cops visited our bozo’s home, they found more drugs and money. And a new cell phone with pictures of pot and cash, too. He’s under arrest.

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