Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 17, 2005

We at the Bozo Criminal report believe there’s a time and a place for just about everything. But in this case it was definitely the wrong time and the wrong place. From the International File in Holland comes the story of a couple of young bozo lovers who were just overcome by their passion for each other. And the first place they found to do a little romancing was the hood of a car. Guess they must have been blinded by love, since they didn’t notice they were on the hood of a police car. An occupied police car. And one of our bozos insulted the officer when he politely asked them to stop. Our lovebirds were arrested.

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