Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 16, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawks Bob and Wendy Gutermuth for sending in today’s report. From Catonsville, Maryland comes the story of a couple of bozos who thought they had hit the jackpot when they broke into a liquor store and stole an ATM machine. Guess they didn’t read the fine print on that machine. It contained no cash, only coupons. Oops…

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