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August 15, 2005

Sometimes being a little too compassionate can get you into trouble, especially if you’re a bozo. From the International File in Sapporo, Japan comes the story of bozo Shinji Matshushita who broke into an apartment, threatened a woman with a knife and robbed her of 900,000 yen, leaving her tied up with duct tape. His conscience got the best of him and he returned to the scene of the crime a few days later to check up on her and see how she was doing. Not the best idea. She spotted him and called the cops.

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