Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 11, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From San Francisco, California comes the story of bozo drug smuggler Steve Hampton who thought he had come up with the perfect plan for smuggling heroin into the country. He would superglue the drug packets to his head and then cover the whole thing up with a toupee. Maybe he should have invested a little extra money in a high quality wig, because the sight of a 19 year old wearing a really bad rug attracted the attention of customs officers who pulled our bozo aside and checked him a little closer. And, to add insult to injury, the superglued packets wouldn’t come loose easily, so our bozo ended up looking like a spotted cat.

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