Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 9, 2005

Bozo criminals for today come from Fort Smith, Arkansas, where a couple of unidentified bozos burst onto the set of a late night TV shopping program. No, they didn’t want to steal the Ginsu knives that were being offered for sale; instead they demanded the host give them the keys to his car. And they made their demands on live TV, in front of the viewing audience. Instead of calling in their bids, several viewers called the cops and our bozos were busted.

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