Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 8, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the West Side of Chicago where bozo Miguel Herrera needed to get to work, and, since he didn’t have a car, he called a cab, right? Wrong. Asked a friend to drive him? Wrong. Took the bus? Wrong. Stole a marked Chicago police car? Right! Our bozo noticed the squad car parked outside a restaurant, where the officers had gone inside to eat. And, since they had left the keys inside, our bozo simply hopped in and drove away. Once in the police car, he must have felt it was his responsibility to protect and serve because when he drove past a citizen who waved at him for help, he stopped to render aid. Guess no good dead goes unpunished when you’re a bozo. The cops noticed what was going on and nabbed him.

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