Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 5, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Macon, Georgia where bozo Deion Blanks figured he couldn’t go wrong stealing money from the blind guy who ran the snack bar. He snatched $600 from the till and, sure enough, the blind cashier never even noticed him. Unfortunately for our bozo someone did notice him trying to sneak out with the cash. And even more unfortunately for him, the snack bar was in the basement of the county courthouse. The word was quickly sent out and deputies found our bozo waiting with his mother outside a fifth floor courtroom, where he was scheduled to go before the judge on another theft charge.

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