Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 4, 2005

Bozo criminals for today come from Hamilton Township, New Jersey, where bozos Ryan Jacobsen and James House went down to a local used car lot and asked to test drive a 1990 Lexus. When they stayed gone a little too long, the dealership manager reported the car stolen. Actually, our bozos had only borrowed the car to use as their getaway vehicle while they held up a nearby bank. After pulling off the holdup, they came back to the dealership to return the car. Not the best plan. Officers there investigating the theft quickly arrested them.

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