Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 29, 2005

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 8986: Hitchhiking is not the best mode of transportation when you’re a wanted man. From the International File in Tiberias, Israel comes the story of an unidentified bozo who had escaped from jail while serving a nine year sentence for drug trafficking and assault. After laying low at his mother’s house for a while, he decided to strike out on his own. And since he didn’t have a vehicle, he decided to hitchhike. Bad idea. The prison warden just happened to be driving by at the same time. He picked him up and gave him a free ride back to jail.

Category: Uncategorized