Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 28, 2005

Bozo criminal for today must really have the world’s worst sense of direction. Bozo Jada Calder from Sioux City, Iowa was scheduled to appear in court on drug charges. Instead, he decided to make a run for it, getting involved in a hit and run accident and leading the cops on a high speed chase before stopping his car in the middle of the street. He threw the truck into reverse and promptly backed into a retaining wall. He then jumped out and ran into a nearby building. And that’s when things really went bad. You see, the wall he ran into was on the outside of the Clay County Courthouse. And the building he ran into was the same courthouse where his hearing was scheduled. He then ran upstairs and ducked into…the very courtroom where he was scheduled to appear. The judge dismissed the jurors while our bozo looked for a place to hide. He didn’t find one. He’s under arrest.

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