Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 27, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico where once again we learn that bozos and technology don’t mix. It seems our bozo’s little two year old boy somehow got himself locked in dad’s Cadillac. Apparently, the kid had been listening to the radio commercials because he knew to push the On-Star button to call for help. When the police arrived to free the kid, they became suspicious of a large trailer in the garage. Upon further inspection, they found it contained 1700 pounds of marijuana. Dad’s busted!

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