Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 25, 2005

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 14,598: When it’s time to collect the money for your faked kidnapping, it’s not a good idea to ride along in the car. From Glendora, California, comes the story of bozo Shane Reed who needed some money to pay off a drug debt, so he called his mother and told her he had been kidnapped and the abductors were demanding $750 for his release. She agreed to pay, but became suspicious when our bozo’s girlfriend showed up to pick up the ransom in a car with three other people inside, one of which looked a lot like our bozo. Police officers watching the whole thing arrested him shortly thereafter.

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